Thursday, May 1, 2008

Alicia Keys Fake Ass

Posted by Jay Midnyte at Thursday, May 01, 2008 / Labels: , , /
Alicia Keys Fake Ass
So much shit wrong with this... WHY ALICIA WHY???!!!!

When I saw these pics of Alicia Keys on another site, I thought something looked odd. At closer inspection I noticed that Ak’s butt was considerably flatter in the pic on the left than it is on the right.

So I opened up Photoshop and superimposed one photo over the other and the difference in both pics was startling. The result is conclusive evidence that Alicia Keys wore butt pads for her appearance on the Dave Letterman Show. (Sandra Rose)

I expect some coon shit like this from Beyonce, but why you Alicia?? Ain't you "Superwoman"?

Or am I overreacting? Somebody let me know.

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  1. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 10:57 AM

    I'm thinking it's cuz she's standing different and she wearing a certain type of jeans?

  2. Anonymous Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 11:02 AM

    that is all it is j, calm down, lmao ya girl is still fine.....

    some stuff we wear make our ass go PLA-DOW.... and some stuff make it look flat as all get out....that is just what that is, less you got like a deelishis ass then it's gon look phat even if you got a damn bathrobe on.....

  3. Anonymous Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 11:04 AM

    lmao i don't think she got on butt pads it can't be possible in a dress that tight, wouldn't you see em????? i think her in that dress is all real, that lola nasty booty luv chick need to take notes....

  4. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    THANK GOD

    I was bout to have a lil crisis thank you Chrissy...

  5. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 11:38 AM

    LMAO @ Jay....yea man because some things i wear make me look like i got a lil' donk and others...oooooooo weeeeeeeeeee(azz for days..lol), and i know i got azz, cuffz n all...lol

    so nah i don't think those are butt pads

  6. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    i was already re-ordering my superstar wifey list lol

    don't be a stranger either K or ima haunt you over at 2DB crib!

  7. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 12:13 PM

    LMAO, i never noticed you had a blog:( i won't be a stranger! I can comment all day....until it's blocked that is...lmao i see you got a thang for Lauren...she is bad! NO HOMO...tell me who i sound like with that no homo shyt...lol BAHAMA! that's my girl...they are so funny over there @ 2DB

  8. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    i had asked you where u from on 2DB, but i can't find the comment...but what u know about Lil boosie BWOY? LOL

  9. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 12:46 PM

    LMAO @ the snow...and OMG i used to HATe that BABYMOMMA song because it always made me think of my sons fathers baby momma, she stayed doing some childish shyt but we cool nah...lol and yea Boosie n Webbie spit the hottness!

    what made u move to Colorado? military?

  10. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 12:51 PM

    lol nah u must not have seen me n Chrissy convo bout the military on the Secret Service post i did today lol

    But it was the job, i plan on moving back soon tho.

    I'm bout 2 eat real quick so I'll get back in a few.

  11. Anonymous Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    i love me some weebie his 1st cd, wore that joint out my fav

    bad bitch is my jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

    the girl be cooking and cleaning and cooking she be constantly douching and cleaning her.....well yall know the rest, and jay go look @ the why post asap......lmao

  12. Bahama Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    iono yall...don't nothing i wear make my ends look THAT flat and shoot i been looking for jeans to do that..lmao

  13. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    LMAO...and nah i didn't see the post Jay

    and LMFAO @ Chriss and "bad bytch" bay bay when that shyt used to come on in the club....WHAT bish couldn't tell me shyt!

    what did u eat Jay?

  14. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    Some Burger King...

    O yea I never got to ask where you are from??

  15. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 3:31 PM

    Florida:)

  16. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    thats wassup

  17. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 5:39 PM

    I was looking at your list of categories and you listen to everything huh? that's what's up 50 all the way down to Brisco....i luv his song "i'm me" and i like Haitian freshs "gon joc" with boosie...i ain't gone tell you i was put on both of those ongs while in the strip club...farreal cuz u know they play that gutta shyt in there...lol i see ya got Gotti on there...Let's vibe...eyyyyyyyyyy

  18. Kaliente Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 5:39 PM

    * songs

  19. Sane Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 5:51 PM

    Wait....wait....waaaaaait! Ok damn! I totally hadn't noticed but wow! You're right! Don't tell me she's been on ebay purchasing butt pads too! Booooooooooo!!!!

  20. Jay Midnyte Posted at: May 1, 2008 at 7:34 PM

    yea Brisco aight, he kind of fell off already b4 his career started. Gon Joc hits...

    Yea i listen to everything im a fiend

  21. Edirin Posted at: May 3, 2008 at 8:39 AM

    i dnt think so, its just a bad angle

    shes fine anyway

  22. Anonymous Posted at: July 26, 2008 at 6:36 AM

    Damn I think she is rocking a FAKE ASS!

    I had my suspicions, thats how I found this page lol!

    I still love you though Alicia!
    Just don't go getting breast implants like Beyoncé's back up singer!

  23. Anonymous Posted at: October 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

    racist

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