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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009


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Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Michael Blackson is hilarious look at his videos on youtube.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008


This dude always got me crackin up! From Katt's new DVD It's Pimpin' Pimpin' in stores November 11.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008

2Pac Lives On!!

2Pac
Immortality.

According to police:

A 24-year-old Wauwatosa man was sitting at the bar with his girlfriend when a song by Tupac Shakur began to play on the jukebox. The man made a disapproving comment about the artist, causing Domenico to walk up to him and ask him what he had said.

The Wauwatosa man repeated the comment and Domenico allegedly responded by picking up a glass from the bar and smashing it on the other man’s head. (More Details)
Tuesday, June 24, 2008


Shaq says this freestyle was all in fun but we all know deep down inside Shaq's ego received a plus after Kobe couldn't win the championship without Shaq.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
White Father Braids His Black Daughter's Hair
Awww... This padre is dedicated because a lot of black kids that get adopted by white parents suffer from unusually strange hair styles...

Clifton Green waited a decade to become a dad, imagining he would be like the man who raised him and made him feel like the most special kid in the world.

That day came in 2005, when Green and his wife adopted daughter Miriam Tigist from an Ethiopian orphanage.

Suddenly, fatherhood demanded a task few white men ever contemplate: hours of cleaning, combing, twisting and braiding African hair.

Such skills typically are handed down from older family members and, as this Emory University associate professor of finance discovered, take hours of practice. In the wrong hands, hair like his daughter's can break off.

"Besides the color of her skin, her hair is one of the few ways we are different," Green said last week as he twisted the thick curls of Miriam, now 4. "The more tangled it is, the more it hurts, the more she protests — in that way, it's pretty universal."

By knowing how to make straight parts, neat twists and careful braids, he has earned high-fives from stunned African-Americans.

"That meek and mild guy? He does not do her hair! You could have picked me off the floor when I found out," said Latise Egeston, an African-American counselor at Miriam's preschool. "Her hair looks fabulous every day, and I know what it takes." (Full Story)


Grinded by "hell if i know."
Friday, May 30, 2008
fire guts 50 Cent-owned home in Dix Hills
A raging fire that one fire official called "definitely suspicious" gutted a Dix Hills home owned by the Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent Friday morning, sending six people inside the house to the hospital.

An eyewitness told Newsday that among the injured, all of whom suffered smoke inhalation according to fire officials, were 50 Cent's ex-girlfriend, Shaniqua Tompkins, and their 10-year-old son, Marquise.

"She was all right," eyewitness Frank Hoyte, a Newsday employee, said, adding: "But she was angry."

He said Tompkins was standing outside the home as it burned. Two young boys, one of them Marquise, two teenage girls and "an older woman" were also standing with Tompkins, Hoyte said. (More Info)

Hmmm... Monday morning Curtis and his b-moms Shaniqua Tompkins were filmed arguing in the streets of NYC! The argument got so heated, some people had to force 50 into his truck.

Did Shaniqua snap like Lisa Left Eye and destroy the house??

"I would say there is a strong -- a strong, strong -- possibility that it is suspicious," Dix Hills Fire Department Chief Larry Feld said.

Asked why he believed the fire was suspicious, Feld told Newsday: "The rapid movement of the fire. The volume of the fire . . . It was engulfed. The home was totally gutted."

Some info:

  • 50 Cent purchased the 2 Sandra Drive, Dix Hills home in 2007 for a reported $1.4 million.


  • The home is the center of a lawsuit between 50 Cent and Tompkins. The 32-year-old rapper, whose real name is Curtis Jackson, last month tried to evict Tompkins and their son from the home unless she paid him $4,500 a month in rent.


  • Tompkins filed a lawsuit against Jackson in State Supreme Court in Manhattan, claiming "breach of contract" and charging that the rapper had promised to put all or part of the house in her name.


What's up 50??

Take that...take that!!

hillary Clinton Can't Satisfy America or Bill Clinton
Ain't that the truth?

Jacked from Dead Dog.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
R. Kelly
Watching R. Kelly pee on an underage girl in court??? Priceless.

"You guys are confusing the issue. While you guys are busy worrying about if R. Kelly even peed on this girl or not, you're not asking yourself the real question... That America needs to decide once and for all. And that question is, how old is 15 really??" (Dave Chapelle - For What It's Worth)

The sex tape at the center of the trial — which allegedly depicts Kelly having sex with an underage girl — was played in court on Tuesday. According to the Tribune, Kelly watched intently, at times resting his chin in his palm, and he apparently shook his head as he leaned in to talk to his attorney; jurors either took notes or fidgeted.

After the tape was played, the trial nearly ended just hours after it began: Former Chicago police investigator Dan Everett, who testified that he first obtained the tape in February 2002 from a Chicago Sun-Times reporter, used the word "investigation" — Judge Vincent Gaughan had previously issued an order forbidding the use of the word. Gaughan immediately stopped the testimony and asked the jury to leave. The judge reprimanded Everett and the prosecution: "If they do it again, I certainly am going to grant a mistrial," he said.

Everett then corrected his wording to say "interview," and the jury was let back in.

On Tuesday morning, the media was admonished by the judge, who said that anyone who recreates images from the sex tape could be charged with reproducing child pornography. This could cause legal difficulty for any members of the media who have played the tape in an effort to verify the identities of the people in it. (IHH)
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Toddler Ticketed For Speeding
Found at Global Grind.
Friday, May 16, 2008


Says he's not fearing for his life, still working at his local barbershop... He says he didn't want the situation to go the way it did but they jumped him so he had no choice. He speaks on The Game, Snoop Dogg, and other rappers trying to get in touch with him!

The interesting part is he also sits down with a mother that lost her son in Compton from 88 shots from the cops! Sad.

I just hope homeboy stays safe because he wasn't the aggressor in the situation...

If you need to know how the legendary Suge Knight Knockout went down, here's the info.

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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Judge
Ain't that a bitch?

DALLAS - An HIV-positive man convicted of spitting into the eye and mouth of a Dallas police officer has been sentenced to 35 years in prison.

Because a jury found that Willie Campbell used his saliva as a deadly weapon, the 42-year-old will have to serve half his sentence before becoming eligible for parole. He was sentenced Wednesday. (Story)


I could have sworn HIV could only be transmitted by blood or sex... His spit is a deadly weapon?! LMAO. I bet he wishes he murked the officer or beat the shit out of him because he would've got the same time. J/K
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Remy Ma and Papoose
The scheduled Remy Ma and Papoose wedding at Riker's Island on Monday (May 12) was called off after Pap was caught trying to sneak in handcuff keys.

According to a report from the New York Daily News, jail officials abruptly stopped the scheduled wedding service, when they found "jail contraband" on the groom, they said.

"A wedding was scheduled today and a visitor to that wedding service was found to be in possession of jail contraband, so the wedding was canceled," the official told the paper.

"The key that was found today easily opened handcuffs that we and other law enforcement officials use," he continued.

Due to the incident, Papoose will not be able to see his fiancé until November -- or six months. (Source)

What a ghetto love story this is hilarious! Atleast we know Pap rides for his.

Suge Knight aka Simon got his shi*t rocked... See original Suge Knight knockout story here.
I was at club shagg in hollywood los angeles may 11 around 2:30 am and after da club was over I seen Suge Knight and like 3 of his boys kicking and stomping this dude that I always se on da club scene but the dude got up and ran 2 his car and pulled back up in front of the club and jump out and ran up on Suge Knight and knocked his ass the f*ck out his nose and shirt was all bloodie and he had a big as* knot on the back of his head and he was literally out for around 10 minutes and everybody was taking pictures wit they cell phones and his boys didn’t do sh*t bcuz I think they thought dude had a gun after he got out of his car and the dude was alone and he was only like 6′ 2″ and medium size built kind of skinny a lil bit but he connected a cold solid hit right in the face its ugly for Suge Knight right now. (AHH Rumors)


See pics of the dude who ended Suge's career!

**Updated**
Thisis50.com got an exclusive interview with homeboy that rocked Suge Knight's jaw...



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Monday, May 12, 2008
Suge Knight Bloody
Suge Knight KNOCKED OUT
Suge Knight hurting

DAMN, SUGE... YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!

How you plan on spinning this Sugey Bear? You can't even go to meetings now without people laughing like sh*t inside their heads!
Saturday, May 10, 2008
George Bush Gets Side Eye from Black Female Child
NOW THAT IS THE TRUE PORTRAYAL OF THE SIDE-EYE!

Kuffed from Dream & Hustle.
Friday, May 9, 2008
Bill Cosby
The 70-year-old has recorded a hip-hop album set for release next month. “Cosby Narratives Vol. 1: State of Emergency” blends the comedian’s concepts and stories with a hip-hop, pop and jazz soundtrack.

“I do not rap on any of these things,” Cosby said Monday. “I wouldn’t know how to fix my mouth to say some of the words.” (--J: So I should expect him to "host" the album and scream positive encouragements like DJ Khaled??)

Cosby said the hip-hop music he hears is profane and degrading. His album is “the opposite of what I think is the profanity for no particular reason, the misogyny for no particular reason,” he said. “It really looks at the frustration and the anger that a young man may have.”

The album, assembled by Cosby’s longtime musical collaborator Bill “Spaceman” Patterson, contains rhymes provided by guest rappers. The subject matter? “The value of an education. The value of respecting one’s self and ... giving (listeners) a chance to raise their self-esteem and confidence,” Cosby said.

Apparently this may be the first of a long illustrious career from Bill...

“We can do even better,” he said. “The next one will be even more cheerleading.”

Source: MSNBC
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Three 6 Mafia TRL Appearance
Comedic or Coonish?
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Wayne High

This boy Wayne stay making the weirdest outlandish comments in the world!
What drug will you never do again?
I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fcuk with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy.

50 Cent has called you a “whore” repeatedly. Where is your comeback rhyme already?
Man, I have to call him and say thank you. He’s catapulted me. N*gga, white people know me now! Thank you! Diss rhme? Fcuk no? That n*gga thrives off that. I am not feeding that tiger. I’m smart. Do you see his size? I’m small. I say a YouTube video of this dude playing a concert; somebody threw water on im–he took off his hat, went in the crowd, grabbed the n*gga and boom! I was like, This n*gga’s the hardest nigga on planet Earth.(--J: Anybody who thinks 50 is a super gangster just proves how much they are not gangsta.) So no, I’m not dissing 50. And I’m not throwing water on him, neither.

Who do you want to take the White House?
Barack, I guess, but I can’t make a real opinion. I ain’t watching no debates. I just want my people to understand that Hillary and Barack are not running for president–they running to be able to run for president. There’s a Republican party, too–we ain’t about to win, fool! A woman or a black man versus an old white dude? Fcuk no! They gonna be like, This black-ass nigga trying to come in my Oval Office? Fcuuuuuk no. The world about to end in 2012 anyway. ‘Cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is gonna end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn’t exist: There’s no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings–and not just the Twin Towers, but dudes who play baseball are flying planes into buildings. Mosquitoes bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president!

Your friend Pimp C died from a codeine-cough-syrup overdose. Are you afraid that stuff is going to kill you too?
I’m never afraid to die, ’cause I could walk out this b*tch and a lamp could fall on my head. A mosquito could bite me! I was shot when I was 12, and I had to get a blood transfusions, so I have to get tiested for HIV every six months ’cause I got different blood in me. I could die that way. I get migraines real bad on the left side of my head. When I blow my snot, my doctor was like, “What color’s the mucus?” I checked, and the mucus came out red from the left nostril. They said I needed an MRI, but I can’t get into a magnetic field, because I have metal fragments in my chest from when I got shot. We can never figure out what’s wrong with me. So I don’t be tripping. I be pouring it up. (Full Interview)

Shout out to Necole Bitchie & Celeb-Blitz.
50 Cent Performing
Homie that kuffed 50 Cent's chain escaped for a short time but was turned in by his parents... Ain't that a b*tch?

The man accused of snatching 50 Cent’s chain while on stage was arrested by the Police in Angola. 50 Cent was performing at the Cidadela Pavilion in Luanda.

Carlos Mota, Police Superintendent, said that officials apprehended Bruno Carvalho, the man who jumped on stage during a G Unit performance and snatched 50 Cent’s diamond chain.

The Angola Press said that Carvalho was handed over to authorities by his parents on May 4 after footage of the chain snatching spread over the internet.

Carvalho is going to face criminal charges for his role in the robbery during the International Peace Festival. (link)

Watch 50 Cent's chain get snatched in Angola here.
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