Jay Midnyte

So i found this crazy ass list on Craigslist and this guy is looking for subtle ways to tell his girlfriend what he REALLY thinks.

I need a way to say the following items but in a way that she will understand:


1. Your intelligence is on par with the domestic ass.

2. Wear clothes that fit you.

3. When you are sleeping you saw logs so loudly that my neighbor complained to me about it.

4. Get out and exercise you lazy cow.

5. If you are stopping by to pick me up to go somewhere get off your no good ass and walk to the apartment instead of sitting in your car out front and honking the horn.

6. The only thing we have in common is that we enjoy being intoxicated on Friday night.

LOL! There's more at Craigslist!