Jay Midnyte

I guess this is what happens when you become a damn near half-a-billionaire. Wake up, make a video that is exactly like the last, hate on another artist, and drink a Vitamin Water before retiring at 6p.m.

Fat Joe came out last week and the soundscan shows he flopped hard with roughly 46,000 copies sold.

Rick Ross came in #1 with about 200,000 copies sold (Trilla), beating Snoop Dogg (Ego Trippin) who came in at #2 with about 137,000 copies sold.

A cigar for the BOSS, some sticky for the Dogg, and a tranquilizer for the "elephant."